Reply #47: Kicking so that the overhaul can begin!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Woot!

Fucking airlines.

Fuck 'em.

Not only does their pricing suck diarrheaic donkey ass, their service is a pile of shit compared to every other first world airline.

Lufthansa and every other first-world carrier that isn't America: "What can I do to help you, sir?"

American airline companies: "Here's yer fuckin' pretzels and yer shot of soda, now shut up and sit down, and if you go to the bathroom, you better have a goddamned good reason because I'm gonna stare at you the whole time you're moving. And then when the flight is over, you can go fuck yourself."