Reply #11: LOL--yeah, I know it should be

[buzzycrumbhunger]

. . . but after 20-some years with an emotionally abusive dick, I have certain self esteem issues I must overcome before my desire for fuckage is overwhelmed by my mortification at the idea of having to get nekkid in front of a strange man. I'm gonna need the preliminary relationship and a generous lubrication with a fine single malt to get there, I'm afraid.

Sadly, I managed to be too young so missed the window of opportunity for the free love of the '60s. Much more problematic scratching this particular itch nowadays. (I've transcribed too many ER reports to ignore the creepy crawlies walking around out there. :P) Alas, pickiness must be as much of a factor as my lack of daring.