"You smell better than feet" - candy heart sayings from children

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm watching the NBC morning show, whatever the fuck it's called, and they did a segment in which one of the reporter guys went to his old school and had the 3/4 graders write new sayings for candy hearts. There were some pretty funny ones! Here's the whole list:

"Turn over, you're snoring again."
"I'm a hunk. Kiss me."
"Love is like pizza, it won't last long."
"I want you to love me or else."
"You make the best cake even though it's from the store."
"Ooh that smells."
"You remind me of a big juicy burger."
"I love you but I messed up a lot. This year please don't throw trash at me."
"Your food is great even though it's burned."
"Kick me, freak."
"Be my valentine, but fix the leak in my room."
"Someone call the cops - it must be illegal to look that good!"

:rofl: