Reply #66: I've got one who, I swear...she tries to bark sometimes.

[reyd reid reed]

She loves to play fetch and will follow you around with a toy, dropping it at your feet every time you stop, until you play with her. And if it takes you too long, she makes this bizarre little noise that sounds like a bark. And she doesn't twitch her tail...she wags it. And only when she's happy.

And if she thinks she wants what you're eating, she'll put her paw up and steal the food off your plate. And she loves Doritos. And she likes to get under the running faucet in the bathroom sink.

In retrospect, we should've named her Fido.