Reply #6: 'Englis' is a good choice - I get a bit testy when people mess with

[petronius]

with a perfectly functional language. As far as political positions go, I suppose my most stereotypically conservative position is that I feel strongly in favor of the 2nd Amendment.

Oh yeah - I also oppose gay marriage, despise the death tax, want to overturn the Endangered Species Act and the Clean Air Act, think Global Warming is a hoax, believe we should unilaterally bomb countries that don't agree with us, and think affirmative action discriminates against white men - can you add those to the poll, too?

(I'm joking, of course - paragraph 2 is not true!) :)