I have to relate a really funny true story I heard today.

[RebelOne]

I was in the grocery store check-out line and was buying some new type of peanut butter treats for my dogs. The checker said to me that they looked like candy and make sure I don't eat them by mistake. She said that she had opened a can of dog food and fed half of it to her dog, then put into a bowl in the refrigerator. Her husband came home late while she was sleeping. Next morning, she asked him what he had eaten for dinner and he said, "I fixed a sandwich from that meat in the bowl." She said that she never told him what he had eaten. She said she should have because he is now her ex-husband. I was laughing all the way out to the parking lot.