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LaraMN

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Fri Aug-11-06 01:04 AM
Response to Reply #33

42. You will suddenly be unable to stop swearing.

As a result, you stop speaking. When you finally do speak again, you realize that you now have the voice of the announcer from the Price is Right. You travel to the West Coast for a corrective surgery, but when you emerge from surgery, not only has your voice been fixed, but the doctor informs you that he has decided to give you "something extra." This "something extra" turns out to be breast implants the size of cantaloupes. You attempt to reduce the size of your bosom, by eating flat things. Soon they have returned to normal, and you go camping with Bill Cosby.

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