Reply #34: You have a date with Johnny Depp.

[LaraMN]

You go rollerskating, but he's reeeally boring, and only wants to talk about the government of Mozambique, and how he has a key to the city of Norwalk. You ditch him, and enter a cheerleading competition, where you win a free trip, and you use it to go to France, where you run into Depp again! He is chasing you around Paris, and you just decide to give up and get it on with him, so he can "get it out of his system," and leave you alone. He smells like walnuts and cigarettes, and you just can't do it, and he shrivels up into a squirrel and runs up a tree.