Reply #88: lol, you are trying to get me banned

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but my answers are boring

1. Who's bed did you sleep in last night?

I slept in the back of my Dad's camper van, so technically the answer is "My Dad's bed" but nobody wants to hear that

2. What color shirt are you wearing?
grey and orange, the orange are yesterday's spaghetti stains

3. What color undies are you wearing right now?
undies?

4. What color are your bedsheets?
an off purple color that resembles the color of my vomit...my mom says they're lavender though

5. Who is the last person who called your primary phone number?
my brother but I hung up on his ass

6. What were you doing at midnight last night?
trying not to think about what I was doing at midnight last nite...ie absolutely nothing

7. What did the last text message on your cell phone say?
"OTA" but it was some idiot who texted the wrong phone. I have no idea what OTA means lol

8. What did you have for dinner last night?
one dozen donut holes minus two that fell on the floor and were WAY too grimy to consume

9. Do you have plants in your bedroom?
absolutely not officer! *sound of toilet flushing*

10. If you could drink anything right now what would it be?
terpentine