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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:07 AM
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Things you shouldn't do in the morning
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shortly before leaving the house:

Giving your shoes a shine. Using new shoe polish, squirting some on the carpet without seeing where it went. Only to put your hand in it the moment you want to get up.

Deciding that impregnating your other pair of winter shoes might be done quick also. Taking the shoes over to the bathtub. Spraying the black spray over the shoes. Noticing 1 minute later that you also have the spray all over your bathtub. Trying to decide if you rather clean the bathtub now or wait till you come back from work. Deciding for now. Of course just rinsing won't be enough. You have to get a sponge and some cleaning stuff to get the spray out of the bathtub. And of course the spray even went to places where you didn't even spray to.

Clever MissHoneychurch :eyes:
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