Need for DU adjudication: "incidences" is it a word?

[Twillig]

Or is it akin to "irregardless?"

My bias may be apparent, but I gotta know.

btw. What about "wild hair?"

I say HARE. Getting one of those up your fundament would be a more critical situation than a measly hair. Unless the 'wild hair' turns into a pylonidal cyst that gets you outta the Vietnam war...