Reply #76: Quite a few goodies here

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

1) At Applebee's, my friend and I were the first patrons there after opening. Not another customer was even on the same block.

Hostess: Would you like smoking, non-smoking, or first available?
Friend: What's the wait for first available?

2) After ordering only 4 milk shakes at the McDonalds drive-thru, the McAutoPilot asked us if we needed any ketchup or salt with our order

3) On a late season rafting trip, two 15 year old girls were the hit of the trip.

Q: Does the river run in a circle?
Guide: Yes. We place pumps every mile to keep the water moving

Q: Why is the water so low?
Guide: It was much higher last week, but people were getting hurt so our insurance company asked us to drain some of the water out to make it safer.

Q: Did you tell the owner there were too many rocks in the river?
Me: Yes, and he agreed. He said the guys who delivered the rocks last week left too many, so they are coming out Tuesday to pick up the extras.

DBDB