Funny story re: evangelicals and their "values"

[BlackVelvetElvis]

My best friend's brother is a former fundie pastor and past president of a state chapter of the old moral majority. I won't name names or the state.
He noticed his mother had 2 valid voter registration cards so he talked her into going to vote at each poll, he even drove her to both of them.
Instead of voting for Bush (like he believes she will) she voted Kerry.