Reply #17: Several quick and easy...

[Unperson 309]

Dress in a black robe and carry a plastic axe. Keep saying "I have to find my mare! I am late for the execution!" Keep searching for the mare (you could even have a bridle over one arm) and go as the Horseless Headsman (headless horseman)

Dress in a very flashy suit (plaid jacket, striped shirt, checked pants, polkadot bow tie) and carry two or three decks of old playing cards. Make certain the boxes are tattered, the cards are stained and creased. Tell everyone "Look this wonderful deck of playing cards was only used by a little old lady gambler on sundays in the casino!" and try to get people to buy them. You are a "Used Card Dealer" (Used car dealer)

Carry a large fishing net (the kind you use to boat a fish with) and wear khakis (like the Crocodile Hunter) and go around asking "Say, do you have any young doctors you want me to catch? I'll grab any MD for you for a fee!" You are an Intern Net Service Provider!

Wear a nun's habit. Carry binoculars and keep staring at the ceiling. As you look up, keep saying "I wonder why I can't get back home up there." You are, of course... (wait for it)... Nun of the Above!

HTH

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