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Mrs_Beastman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 10:16 AM
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118. A Catholic, a Baptist and an atheist all die and
are standing at the gates of Heaven. St.Peter tells them they each must answer one question correctly to get into Heaven.

The Catholic goes first. St. Peter asked " What is the first gook of the Bible?" The Catholic says " That's an easy one! Genesis!"...and the lights flash, bells ring and the Catholic goes up to Heaven.O8)

The Baptist goes next. St Peter asks him "Who was the first man God created?" The Baptist said "That's an easy one! Adam!"...and the lights flash and bells ring and the Baptist goes up the Heaven.O8)

The Atheist walks up to St. Peter and is asked "What was the first words Eve spoke to Adam? The atheist says " Gee, That's a hard one!"...and the lights flash, bells rings and the Atheist goes to Heaven.O8)

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