Reply #6: Love Boat? Nah.

[WillParkinson]

In 17 years at this job you gotta pick up a few good stories.

I delivered coffee to a woman one morning who opened her curtains to let the sun in. While I put the tray down I saw the body on the roof outside her window. The poor (blow-up) girl must have been pushed out by someone who didn't think she felt real enough.

I told the woman that the engineer was doing work on the roof and she might want to keep the curtains closed for a bit longer.

Then I went downstairs and called Security to tell them that someone tossed a blow-up sex doll out the window and could someone PLEASE go collect it?