Reply #3: Okay

[Teddy_Salad]

Once upon a time there was an Irishman an Englishman and an Australian who decided to have a competition.

While on the top of a hill, each man had to throw his watch in the air, run down the hill and catch it before it hit the ground.

So the Irishman threw his watch in the air, ran down the hill and splat!... the watch hit the ground.
Then the Englishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and splat!... the watch hit the ground.
Next the Australian threw his watch in the air, ran down the hill, went to the pub and had a beer, went and did his grocery shopping, came back and caught his watch.

"How did you do that?" asked the Irishman.

"Easy", replies the Australian. "My watch is an hour slow."

BOOM! BOOM!