Reply #102: "What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are"...Zappa

[Amerigo Vespucci]

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"What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are," FZ & Mothers (Flo & Eddie) Fillmore East, June 1971 version

What's a girl like you
Doin' in a place like this?

"I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend, we came here
Lookin' to ****"

You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin'-est place in New York City
No shit!

"How true that is!"
Oh, how true indeed!

"Yeah, me and my,
Me and my girlfriend, we come here every Friday 'n Saturday night
Looking for that hot romance we need
We like to get it on-
Do you like to get it on, too?"

Well now, what did you have in mind?

"Well, I'll tell ya
Well I get off bein' ***** with a baby octopus
And ***** **** with creamed corn...
An' my girlfriend, she **** it with a *** ***-*** ******
While somebody's screamin':
'CORKS 'N SAFETIES
PIGS 'N DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER, baby . . .
WAAAAH!'"

Well, it gets me so hot
I could scream
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH!

You two chicks sound real far out and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa...
Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!)
Wall-mounted TV screens
Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen!

"What kind of girl?
What kind of girl do you think we are?
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl do you think we are?
I ain't no groupie
Don't call us groupies, that is going too far
What kind of girl?
We wouldn't **** you just because you're a star"

These girls wouldn't let just anybody
**** ** ***** ***** *****
They want a guy from a group
With a big hit single in the charts!

Funny you should mention it
Our new single made the charts this week
With a bullet! With a bullet!
Just let me put a little more
Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
And you can show me how
A young girl such as you might be thrilled
And overwhelmed by me, ho-ho...

"What hotel did you say you were staying at?"

Wanna split right away?

"Not so fast, you silly boy...
There's one thing I gotta say:

We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts"

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