Reply #41: Jesus H Christ would be a good president.

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The one in the Bible, not that two-dimensional moron conservatives have created.

Think of it--we could fire the Secret Service since you can't kill him, Air Force One since he walks everywhere--even across the oceans--and the whole White House kitchen since he can make his own wine and bread and fishes.

We wouldn't need national health care, since he could just heal everyone himself. No prisons, because he just forgives everyone anyway. And best of all, no military, since he just makes his apostles put up their swords when they draw them. And he could have saved New Orleans by just stopping Katrina the way he stopped storms in the Bible. We could spend all that money on cleaning up the environment.

Naturally he would have a tough time winning in the Bible Belt, and fundamentalists would never vote for him.