Reply #45: Here's a picture of me after a ceremony that really pissed off my girlfriend...

[NNadir]

...Camilla.



I told my girlfriend that if I didn't go through with the ceremony, I would be disinherited by my mum..

Little did I know at the time that my mum would live, like, forever. I can't say I've inherited the family jewels, but I still live quite nicely.

The girl in the picture, by the way - the older one in the white dress with the big boquet of flowers - died. It's kind of a sad story, really, something about France, I think. I think it was in the news but I can't say I remember the details.

By the way, I don't really like dressing up in sailor suits but my mum insists.