Reply #30: Oooh, now you've got my blood boiling

[EvolveOrConvolve]

I don't give a damn about the kids at the amusement parks. I avoid those places like the plague.

What REALLY pisses me off is when parents take their toddlers to nice restaurants. I'm talking about the types of restaurants that cost $300 or more for a couple with drinks, dinner and dessert. I enjoy good food and drink in a quiet environment where I can have a good conversation with my wife without all the distractions of the real world.

Some dickhead always has to ruin it by bringing his brat to the place then lets him scream for 2 hours while throwing food at random passersby, running around, crawling under the tables and doing all sorts of distracting shit.

Memo to parents considering taking their toddler to a nice restaurant: either use some rope and a gag ball or get a fucking babysitter. If you can afford the restaurant, you can afford the 5 bucks an hour for the sitter.