Reply #4: OMG!

[Nuclear Unicorn]

My girlfriend/co-worker and I are talking over lunch.

HER: So you're absolutely never ever never going to be with him again?

ME: No. I don't think it would be good for either of us.

HER: Not even for a booty call?

ME: No.

HER: Well, then can I call him?

ME: No!

HER: What do you care, we don't hang out at the same places after work so it's not like we'll bump into each other and have one of those awkward moments.

ME: No, it's just wrong. It's creepy.

HER: I'll **** him tonight. What's his phone number?

ME: (laughing) You're such a ****ing whore.

HER: I'll bet you still have his phone number on your cell, don't you?

And I just stopped and she looked at me. She had been playing me like a fiddle I went right along with it until it hit me.

So there I am crying my eyes out in the middle of Q'Dobas, my friend holding me, while all these people are looking at me like I'm an idiot.

I don't want him with someone else; I want him with me. At least I think I do. It's probably just another post-break-up phase but goddammit I don't want to see him with anyone else (which is funny since I posted on this in another thread today).