Reply #9: Robert Novak... you will come to Crossfire dressed like a chicken

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During the first segment you will pleasure yourself while you speak.

The staff of Fox and Friends: you have explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea. Brian Kilmead: You will say "Where are the WMDs" as every second sentence.
ED Whatever: You will say "Bush should resign" everyime Brian Kilmead says "Where are the WMDs".

*: You will admit to an affair with a Black Angus Bull during a press conference. You will give explicit details even when not pressed for further information.

Ed McMahon: You will steer the prize patrol van to my house and hand me a giant novelty check worth 1 million dollars.

VP Cheney: You develop a powerful lust for microwave bean burritos but insist on heating them personally!