Reply #20: I make primitive weaponry never even heard of before.

[Jamastiene]

I make this weaponry from scratch. It was all designed during various months through the years while I had PMS AND PMDD and my sick, twisted, demented, deranged, pevvy mind thought about revenge being a dish best served from the depths of my depraved mind while I have PMDD.

These are some of the materials I use in my primitive, weaponry:
:bluebox: guitar strings
:bluebox: recycled and revamped fox traps(these traps will hurt no more foxes EVAH)
:bluebox: some shed cat claws I found and saved
:bluebox: the teeth of small children who lost their baseballs even after they savagely bit me in an attempt to reclaim them
:bluebox: 10 penny nails
:bluebox: bits of shredded heavy duty plastic that I saved after "therapy sessions" of shredding plastic as part of my failed anger management plan
:bluebox: baseball bats
:bluebox: rusty metal pieces I saved when my metal detecting attempts proved unsuccessful
:bluebox: sharpened metal electrical box knockouts that I turned into homemade Bo Shuriken ninja death stars
:bluebox: an arsenal of sharp knives collected from various locations around the world
:bluebox: my double edged customized machete
:bluebox: my criminally insane depraved mind
:redbox: me

I will donate it ALL to such a good cause as defending my good buddy, Midlo.

:patriot: