Reply #5: I'm kinda areligious but what the heck

[VelmaD]

1. Who is cuter - the tubby Buddha or the surfer Jesus?
Tubby Buddha is cuter...but I'd rather "do" surfer Jesus

2. If Christ had a pet, would it be a cat, dog or other animal?
Yak

3. Do you think stain glass windows would look as good in your home as they do in a Catholic church?
Yup. I have a half cathedral ceiling in my living room. It would look really cook with a bit stained-glass skylight.

4. Did you ever want to convert to Judaism just so you don't have to shave in the morning?
Err...no

5. What do you think God's last name is?
Almighty...as in God Almighty that Magic Rat is a little prevert.

6. Why do you suppose vampires aren't supposed to like crosses?
It is the POWER of the LORD ;)

7. Cooler car - the Pope-mobile or the Bat-mobile?
Bat-mobile...it has flames

8. Have you ever invited a Jehovah's Witness into your home?
Not that I'm willing to admit to the police...no

9. Would you consider Mormonism to be a mainstream religion, or just a really large cult?
If they really do have special Mormon underwear and that isn't just an urban legend...then I vote cult.

10. Who does God want to win the Stanley Cup this year?
Dallas Stars bay-bee