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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 05:51 PM
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My platform as future Governor of California
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Once I am governor of California, I am going to first sign an executive order demanding that the Anaheim Ducks trade Sergei Federov back to the Detroit Red Wings.

Next, I will return the Lakers to Minneapolis and let California do what it will with the Timberwolves.

Third, I will return the Dodgers and the Giants to New York. Los Angeles can have the Mets.

I will then mandate that any movie, television series, or other entertainment produced in California and based on an existing book or play be true to the original script (no "Pa Ingalls" without a beard, no removing "Glorfindel" from Lord of the Rings.")

I will not let them cut down any more redwoods or giant sequoia.

I will hold an annual "Big Valley Days", honoring Barbara Stanwyck.

I will send the Motown studios back to Detroit ("Hitsville".)

Finally, I will remove the name "Reagan" from any public building!
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