Reply #17: Most mornings, it's...

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"Padadump-padadump-padadump-padadump-scrabble-scrabble-scrabble-THUD"

That's the basic sound of my dear little Spaz careening full-speed into the nearest wall. Now, this wall in question has, in fact, been in this exact same place since Spaz was brought into the apartment as a kitten. It's never shown any sign of movement, and after a year, you'd think she'd be well aware of its presence. And yet, her breakneck runs invariably fail to take this wall into account...

Lord help her, she's just not too bright. Aptly-named, and I love her to death, but none too bright.