Reply #11: Get Arrogant

[Tom Strong]

I don't know if you're looking for advice, but here it is anyway: Treat YOURSELF like a bad-ass, and other people will too. They will fall in line. They will fall like fucking dominoes. This goes for the women as well as the men. Hold your head high, talk clearly and loudly, and DON'T take no crap off fools.

More superficial, but equally important, tips:

Get a female friend to help you with your fashion choices. She knows better than you do.

Be impeccably groomed at all times when you go out. Haircuts once a month at the very least! And pluck those eyebrows so they're arched like The Devil's Own. I couldn't BELIEVE the difference taking care of my eyebrows made once I started doing it!

Exercise. Go jogging around the neighborhood every other night. Throw punches while you do it. Like Rocky.

Take care of yourself, love yourself and other people will too. And if they don't? Fuck their mothers.

Get arrogant.

And oh yeah, never refer to yourself as "droopy" in public...although it's probably okay to do on an anonymous message board.