CAPTION this useless piece of White House furniture

[Fenris]

"Man, I can't believe Coffee Anan is right here, in my living room, chatting it up with reporters and telling them how charmed he is to meet me, especially after I took his ass to the cleaners last year and made my own war against the pseudo-commie Iraquois dictator Saddam Hussein. I bet we could be best friends. I don't know why everyone hates me...I mean, I'm the most friendliest fellow I know. I mean, all I ask from my friends is that they are honest, dignitious, and bend to my will like a steel beam under Anna Nicole. I mean, what are friends for? If their my friends, their for manipulating.

I hope the folks in this country are enjoying this, because this is the only black president this country is ever going to see."