Reply #12: NO! You CERTAINLY may NOT!

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The very idea!
I don't even KNOW you!
Have a go on my baps indeed!

Have a go on your own baps.
Why are you concerned about baps in the first place?
You should be out working for Dennis or Hillary or somebody instead of swanning about, day-dreaming of baps.
The NERVE!

Back in my day we didn't have any time at all to be thinking about baps, let alone asking total strangers to let us have a go on theirs.
Let me tell you.
We were quite busy enough, thank you VERY much, stopping nuclear proliferation and world hunger.

Lucky for you lot that we were successful so NOW you have time on your hands to go about asking rude questions of your betters.
Upstart!