Reply #34: Love the words!

[Call Me Wesley]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a jenis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a schlong?
It's swell to have an iffy.
It's divine to own a mick,
From the tiniest little jagger
To the world's biggest dodger.
So, three cheers for your WillPitt or John Paul the third.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser trout,
Your piece of spam, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your schmock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Refrain:
Get your jenis on
C'mon John
Get it on, get it on