Reply #8: LOL!

[mac56]

Here's another one:

Bush is out jogging one morning, and notices a little kid on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over and asks, "What's in the box, kid?"

"Kittens," the little kid says. "They're brand new kittens."

Bush laughs and asks, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," the kid says.

"Oh, that's cute," Bush says as he runs off.

A couple of days later Bush is jogging with Cheney, and spies the same kid with the same box on the same corner.

Bush tells Cheney, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over. Bush says, "Look in the box, Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid: tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."

The kid replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!", says Bush. "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "now their eyes are open."