Cool prediabetes symptoms!

[Deja Q]

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/prediabetes/DS00624/DSECTION=2

* Constant hunger
* Unexplained weight loss
* Weight gain
* Flu-like symptoms, including weakness and fatigue
* Blurred vision
* Slow healing of cuts or bruises
* Tingling or loss of feeling in hands or feet
* Recurring gum or skin infections
* Recurring vaginal or bladder infections

Constant hunger? Check.
Weight loss? Dunno, no scale.
Weight gain? Wait a mo, how can I lose AND gain weight at the same time?!
Weakness and fatigue? No, because that's what I get for sitting at a computer 10 hours per day.
Blurred vision? Probably.
Slow healing of cuts and bruises? Poke me with a pin, let's find out.
Tingling or loss of sensation in hands/feet... feels like it. But my neck's fucked up too, you know.
Recurring gum/skin infections. My gums are fine but my eczema is omnipresent and infections are increasing.
Recurring vaginal or bladder infections? I don't qualify for half, and what's a bladder infection like?