Reply #10: you think that's bad

[sniffa]

how about the anti-smoking MBTA cop who tickets peopLe for smoking in the outdoor parking Lot.

i can't beLieve she aLmost busted me this morning. but i showed her - that cig was finished and snuffed out by the time she got to me. i thought she was going to taser me at the Least, as she was shaking with rage that she didn't catch me smoking on T property.

it was her fine poLice skiLLs that Led her to know it was me.. or she's a nonsmoker and has a nose for it. i'm gLad there's not more pressing things for her to do Like check for suspicious packages, or toLL evaders, or drug deaLers, etc.

i can't wait to see her again - i'm gonna dangLe an unLit cig in my mouth everytime.