Finally!! Some advice you can USE!

[LeftyFingerPop]

If your traditional "party piece" is doing stunningly perfect impersonations of a "stoned Rocky Balboa"...

and if you have a dentist appointment...

and your dental technician's name is "Adrian"...

and you have a ferocious Lyrica and Vicodan buzz on...

and your dentist gives you happy gas...

and your dentist lets you play your own CD which primarily consists of a drippingly intense 1969 version of the Grateful Dead's "The Eleven"...

Here's my advice....CANCEL YOUR APPOINTMENT.

Because if you don't, the synergistic effects of the Vicodan, Lyrica, laughing gas, and music will cause you to repeatedly look at your dental technician, cross your eyes slightly, and slur out the following very slowly:

"Yo Adrian...What's wrong? You don't like me? You don't like my turtles? Sit over here...there's big bugs on that side of the room"

This will cause your technician to start snorting in fits of laughter, and it will also cause you some embarrassment.

Don't ask me how I know all this, I just do.

So, cancel that appointment!