Reply #15: Be really, really intrusive.

[philosophie_en_rose]

Ask your fellow passengers to share personal information, plans, and activities - especially when he or she is clearly focused on something other than you.

And don't forget to hog the armrest, drool on people, or whack your neighbors with the newspaper you're too stupid to fold in half.

And, when the plane lands, you must be the firstity first first person to the front of the plane, especially if you're in row 99. So please shove people aside, block others, toss people's stuff around, and then be two inches ahead of where you would have been otherwise.

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