Reply #56: my brother says...

[MysticalChicken]

(Remember me? I haven't been on here in AGES.)

Anyway, I never saw it, nor did I have any desire to see it, but my brother (who's 18) went and saw ...crap, now I can't remember the name of it. It was that one horror movie directed by Rob Zombie a few months ago. Um... heh. If I can't remember the name of a movie, it must be REALLY bad. Anywhoozle, he came home and I asked him how the movie was.

"Horrible," he said. "Don't ever go see it."

"What was it about?" I asked.

"Nothing!" he proclaimed. "That's just it. It wasn't about *anything*. Don't see it, don't rent it ... no, actually rent it and burn it (and he meant actual burning, like in a fire) ... no, actually, don't rent it because then you'll be giving Rob Zombie money he doesn't need."

Anyway, the local paper gave the movie a review of F, which needless to say they only give to the really horrible crap (even Gigli got a D+, and I think the + was only for the Christopher Walken scene) that is the sludge at the bottom of the film database slop bucket. So, hey, Gigli's better than That Rob Zombie Movie, at least! :)