Reply #72: An Epic Limerick

[otherlander]

There was once a man named Monocle Moe.
He wanted more monocles, though.
He met some crazy fuck
who would shout, "War!" and duck,
and the two of them planned it to be so.

They found a man named Bishop Bob.
Making promises was his job.
Those three went traveling,
to meet their country's king,
who gave them some people to rob.

So Crazy Fuck got to have his war,
and then Moe walked through the door,
to the people's dismay,
but Moe got Bob to say,
"In Heaven, you'll have riches galore!"

Then monocles were made by the ton,
until the day was done.
They broke many a back,
so the idea to attack
started spreading one day in the sun.

Crazy Fuck tried to stop this new plan,
but his war machines could not withstand
the thousands of stones
that collided with his bones,
and Bob was sent to his dear Promised Land.