Proof that there is no life on Mars!

[zbdent]

The book says, "Men Are From Mars, . . ." etc.

Well, if that's true, there should be a few stragglers left, right?

Okay. Here's how the latest rover landing proves there's no (at least male) life on Mars.

When's the last time a guy got a brand-spankin' new lawn mower that all the other guys in the neighborhood didn't come over and "oo" and "awww" over?

And, if some sort of fireworks appeared in the sky, what guy can resist going over and seeing where it fell, and if he can get it to blow up?

I rest my case.

(kidding, I am a guy.)