Don't be like one of my customers. Put your Christmas lights up right.

[jmowreader]

Yes, it is the season to tell people they don't make male-to-male AC adapters.

About five percent of the population of Fayetteville gets out their fake trees, gets out their lights, throws the lights on the fake tree, and comes running to the store when they realize that of the two strings of lights on their tree, the male plugs are at the bottom and at the very top of the tree--not at the bottom and in the middle so they can plug the two strings together.

What do they come in to get? A male-to-male adapter--a thing with a male plug at both ends of it, so they can be sure to either fry the cat, fry one of their kids or burn the house down.

DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS! We won't sell you a male-to-male adapter, we won't tell you how to make one, and we'll find another associate and talk shit about you the second you're out of sight. Plug the first string into the wall, put the first string on the tree, then PLUG the second string into the first string before you start wrapping it around the tree. This way you know it's right.