Reply #23: Reminds me of when my son came home from school one day

[av8rdave]

I think he was in the 8th grade. I asked him what he learned that day, and he said, "well, Dad, in health class we learned that the average physically mature male has a sexually related thought every 17 seconds."

He paused for a second, looked at me, and said, "what do YOU think about the other 16?"

The kid alway has been able to crack me up...