Reply #139: hey I was nice about it though

[Wetzelbill]

I said I had "family obligations." She had tickets for a play and I knew one of her friends wanted to go too, so I sacrificed myself so her friend could take my place. That and pro wrestling is the shit, so you know how that goes.

Oh, I'm a total loner type. People don't fully grasp that because I'm funny and so on, but I'd rather chill by myself than do just about anything. I find I don't keep in touch with people like I should, as a result.

Endearing? Man, it would be nice to find someone who thinks me being a bizarre weirdo is endearing.... that'd be cool.

Mr. Kennedy should be back any week now right?

Hey, do you watch TNA? The monster Abyss - obvious Kane and Mankind ripoff- does this finishing move where he picks a guy up in a torture rack and comes down almost like a Samoan Drop. I invented that move over ten years ago! When I first saw that fucker do that, I nearly fainted. I've been so pissed for the last two months. Damn him for stealing my move. At least nobody has ever done the Spiderweb Deathlock that I invented. It's a weird version of an STF, much like an amateur wrestling move called the Turk. It's badass. I still have that anyway. :)