Reply #46: Herman Munster

[Art_from_Ark]

"When you sit down by a lady in the train, she hurriedly gets up and moves to the other end of the car. When you're at a bar and a woman who's giving off the "Hey, baby, I'm all yours!" body language sees you, she immediately sobers up, pays her tab, and exits the joint. When you arrive at a party given by a very attractive and available hostess, she loudly announces, "Hey, everybody, look what the cat just dragged in!" When you're moving close to a lady to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, she cries out "Forget it, buddy! I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole!"