Reply #27: I would never want those damn things in my house

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I don't even have a food processor - all I need is a sharp knife and some cookware.

All these electrical fucking things - what a waste of earthly resources, time, money, and space.

Quesadilla makers? Omelette makers? Electric juicers*? Electric can openers? Electric bottle openers? What the fucking fuck? Who needs that shit?

Why don't people just learn how to goddamn fucking cook.


* - I'm not talking the heavy juicers that make juice from the entire fruits nad veggies you feed into it; I'm talking the lazy ass electrical ones that you put half a lime up to and it rotates the juicer thing on the inside, just like the hand juicers I've been using since I was 3 years old helping mom make lemonade, except electric, because God knows that bovine America gets fucking winded manually turning a half a fucking lime on the juicing spindle thingy.