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Edited on Wed Dec-28-05 10:15 AM by BlueJazz
..If I ever caught someone selling a gift that I gave them, next year, I'd package up a horse turd and say "Sell this, you ungreatful Piece of human garbage".
NO..Wait..I've got a better one:
Hi Grandma, Here's your gift...I ah...noticed you sold the gift I gave you last year. Well grandson..I needed the money. No problem, Grandma..But you have to open this one in the back-yard..at least 50 feet from the house. (Grandma goes in back-yard...opens the box, triggers the Dynomite..peels half the paint off the house)
I turn to Grandpa:..Heh..Heh, Grandma won't be selling any more Presents..
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