Reply #14: The Squatch Chronicles

[Squatch]

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before? I sired a child

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? No and no

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Yes, my wife

4. Did anyone close to you die? Yes, my uncle

5. What countries did you visit? None this year

6. Did you suffer illness or injury? Had my wisdom teeth pulled

7. What was the best thing you bought? Golf clubs for my wife

8. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? Can I say more bored?
b) thinner or fatter? Same
c) richer or poorer? Richer

9. Did you begin, continue, or end a relationship? All of the above

10. How many one-night stands did you have? What's that?

11. What was your favorite TV program? Lost

12. What was your favorite film of this year? Definitely NOT Sideways, that's for sure

13. What kept you sane? Booze

14. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Charlize Theron

15. Who was the best new person you met? Gabriel, my son

16. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005: You have to make time for yourself, else you'll go nuts