Reply #16: Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bush and their dog walk into an agent's office

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Cheney says, "We've got a little act we'd like to show you. It's been a big hit in the farming communities and on the factory floors, and we think that if we were able to take it to the stage, as it were, it might provide the paying public with some rewarding and edifying entertainment. And it could be quite profitable for the parties staging the performance. With your kind indulgence, we'd like to demonstrate our little act."

Talent Agent looks at his watch, sniffles, looks up at these three assembled miscreant douchebags and their haggard dog and says, "Well, it's almost lunchtime, but go ahead and show me what you got. Five minutes. Go."

On cue, Rumsfeld pivots, and drops trou to reveal a yellow-rimmed pantload in his whitey-tighties. Cheney, salivating lunges at Rumsfeld's pimple-studded thighs and . . .