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Scene: Jesus is sitting on a cloud, looking down in eager anticipation as Johnny Mize cracks open a bag of Funyuns somewhere in WV.
"YES!" Jesus exclaims as he pumps his fist Tiger Woods style. "Johnny will know my glory any second now."
Cut to 20 minutes later, the Funyon bag lies discarded in on the floor of Johnny's car, the strategically planted "Miracle Chips" lost under the driver's seat.
Cut to two months later. Jesus is in the office, doing paperwork, when the he gets an email update...THE "MIRACLE CHIPS" HAVE RESURFACED...
Jesus chuckles to himself. "i am so mysterious," he thinks contentedly as he raises his bid on ebay...........
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