Reply #89: For KitchenWitch: Blatz and Sauerkraut

[RevCheesehead]

Blatz and Sauerkraut

written by J.Krueger & B.Soucy-sung by HORST

Didn't sleep so good, tings were spinning in my bed
When I woke up dis morning it was oh my achin' head"
I said "Hilda you don't look well" as she closed da bathroom door
Yah...we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Went to our church picnic where we ate some dogs wit kraut
And den we drank so much damn beer we nearly both passed out
I told the da taxi "Take us home, right to our front door"
Yah...we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
Hilda's in da toilet, she won't open up da door
I sent da kid to get some Pepto-Bismal at da store
Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Hilda said she'd match me every beer from da keg
So every time I poured one, she ate a pickled egg
She smells so bad I shouldn't have to kiss her anymore
Yah...we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
Hilda's in da toilet, she won't open up da door
I sent da kid to get some Pepto-Bismal at da store
Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Someone's knocking at da door, da kids say it's grandma
Den Hilda yelled "Horst come help me wit my enema"
I'm sweaty and I got da chills, don't like da shape I'm in
And when I'm feeling better I will never drink again

Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
Hilda's in da toilet, but she's opened up da door
You know I'd like to use it but she's layin' on da floor
Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

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