Reply #2: things wesley willis taught us

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Bill Clinton put people back to work.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is "crazy like a roll lizard."

15 dollars is a very affordable price for an oil change.

Superman is a roughneck and is vulnerable to a rump flogging via a rubber hose.

The mullet is the reason why people hate you.

At the age of 46, (Al Capone) was a stupid jackass.

McDonald's is the place to rock.

Vultures fly United.

Saddam Hussein could have been defeated with rock music.

Psychotic outbursts will get you thrown out of the art store.

Telling a reverend to "suck a male camel's dick" will get you thrown out of church.

Jesus is the answer; we're just not sure on the question.

Vampire birds will not only suck the blood out of you and send you to hell; they will stab you in the ass.

Despite being a superhero, Birdman carries a gun and will pistol-whip you if you "trespass his real estate."

There's a winged creature called the chicken cow that only comes out when it's cold outside and will eat your face.

Batman is "a fucking asshole."

December is a joy month.

A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat; A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat.

O.J. did it.

Smut is the tie that binds us together as one free world

Alanis Morissette is actually lovable in the long run